Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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