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yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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