My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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