the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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