I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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