How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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