i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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