the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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