with your own penis?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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