I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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