If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
