don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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