fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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