You're so nebulous sometimes
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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