i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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