We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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