hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Randomize
