But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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