She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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