Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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