You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
