Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
The ass gains better be worth it
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