I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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