I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
