If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
