I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
