I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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