How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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