isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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