is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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