I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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