If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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