he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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