playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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