My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He shit in the fireplace
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
