He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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