i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
