Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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