People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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