I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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