Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
