When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
operation harelip BJ is a go
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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