he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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