Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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