yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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