So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Are we still banned from the library?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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