i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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