What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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