stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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