Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
