Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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