Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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