I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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